A woman decided to have a face lift and spent 10k on her face.
On her way home, she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving she said, to the sales clerk
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think i am?"
"About 35?"
"I am actually 47" the woman said feeling really happy
After that, she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied
"Oh, you look about 29"
"I am actually 47" she said feeling good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied
"I m 85 years old me eyesight is going. But then i was young there was a sure way of telling a woman age. If I put my hand up your skirt i will be able to tell your exact age"
There was noone around so the woman said what the hell?..
And let him slide his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while the old man said
"okey you are 47"
Stunned, the woman said
"That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old main raplied
"I was behind you in line at McDonalds"
On her way home, she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving she said, to the sales clerk
"I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think i am?"
"About 35?"
"I am actually 47" the woman said feeling really happy
After that, she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.
He replied
"Oh, you look about 29"
"I am actually 47" she said feeling good.
While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question.
He replied
"I m 85 years old me eyesight is going. But then i was young there was a sure way of telling a woman age. If I put my hand up your skirt i will be able to tell your exact age"
There was noone around so the woman said what the hell?..
And let him slide his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while the old man said
"okey you are 47"
Stunned, the woman said
"That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old main raplied
"I was behind you in line at McDonalds"
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