Jag har stressat lite idag, så måste prova redan ikväll.blackarrow skrev:
Världens sjukaste hockeylag: Tre Coronor.
Undrar om det funkar att citera mellan trådar...
Gubb- au gummkryhedsbyrån?
Vad heter skånska FHM?mathiash77 skrev:
Vadan, ja FHM modell i landet Skåne verkar fungera lika bra som hur våra grannländer Danmark och Norge.
Gubb- au gummkryhedsbyrån?
Hahahaaaharry73 skrev:
jag måste vara trött, vänta ska jag känna efter jo så är det. Det tog iaf en god stund innan jag fattade
kashieda skrev:
Asså du har ju ingen koll:
goebyroen faur gubben o gummaun
eller i folkmun:
gb faur gg
Nu när grill-säsongen börjar har det kommit till min kännedom att en del män på byggahus känner sig lite osäkra över sin manlighet.
Så jag tänkte ge några tips så du inte gör bort dig.
Regel 1: Tändvätska anses omoget.
Regel 2: Använd ett manlig förkläde av djurhud.
Regel 3: Du behöver inte använda string, tråden mellan skinkorna syns inte så rent juridiskt räcker det att använda förklädet.
Puss och kram till er alla ♥️.
Så jag tänkte ge några tips så du inte gör bort dig.
Regel 1: Tändvätska anses omoget.
Regel 2: Använd ett manlig förkläde av djurhud.
Regel 3: Du behöver inte använda string, tråden mellan skinkorna syns inte så rent juridiskt räcker det att använda förklädet.
Puss och kram till er alla ♥️.
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
Nja sist jag hade varit in där tror jag fan ingen hade velat den "doften"Mikael_L skrev:
En mycket mycket sjuk människa isf
Oklart med volymen, men just DET är hen jävligt säker på.
Håller på att montera en byrå från ett svenskt möbelvaruhus... I alla fall så tycker jag att det här är rätt lustigt.
