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Jag har flyttat en off topic diskussion om Donald Trump hit: https://www.byggahus.se/forum/threads/donald-trump.302464/#post-2793651
Så återgår vi till humor i den här tråden.
Så återgår vi till humor i den här tråden.
A middle aged man and his wife live in a poor part of town and decide to rent out their second bedroom. They advertise and a beautiful young lady enquiries about the room. The wife explains that because it is such an old terraced house there is no bath in the house so instead they use a big zinc bath in front of the fire in the living room. The young lady says, “It would be nice to have a bath in front of the open fire at night, but what about your husband?” The wife replies, “If you have a bath on a Monday or a Friday evening it will be fine because he always goes out to a darts match from about 7 O’clock ‘till after 11pm.” “OK,” the girl says.
The next night is a Monday so the husband goes out and the wife brings in the zinc bath for the young lady and puts it in front of the fire. When she undresses ready to get in the bath she notices the wife staring at her naked body. The wife realizes what she is doing and exclaims, “Sorry but you have got no hair down below.” “I’m a model, so I have to shave it off otherwise it would show through skimpy underwear and so on.”
Later that night when the wife goes to bed she tells her husband about the young lady having no pubic hair. “It must look very strange and unnatural,” says the husband. “You must be making it up. No one would shave down there.” “I could leave the leave the curtains open just a little bit at the top so that you could peep through and see for your self next time she has a bath,” says the wife. So the following Friday they get the bath out and the husband goes out to his darts match.
The young lady gets undressed and the wife sees some eyes peering through the top of the window. The model is facing the window so the wife points and then lifts her skirt up and points at her own thick bushy pubic hair. Later that night in bed she is talking to her husband and he asks her, “Why did you lift your skirt up and show everything?” “Just so that you could compare, you must have seen me a thousand times naked, why are you bothered?” “I have, but the darts team have not.”
The next night is a Monday so the husband goes out and the wife brings in the zinc bath for the young lady and puts it in front of the fire. When she undresses ready to get in the bath she notices the wife staring at her naked body. The wife realizes what she is doing and exclaims, “Sorry but you have got no hair down below.” “I’m a model, so I have to shave it off otherwise it would show through skimpy underwear and so on.”
Later that night when the wife goes to bed she tells her husband about the young lady having no pubic hair. “It must look very strange and unnatural,” says the husband. “You must be making it up. No one would shave down there.” “I could leave the leave the curtains open just a little bit at the top so that you could peep through and see for your self next time she has a bath,” says the wife. So the following Friday they get the bath out and the husband goes out to his darts match.
The young lady gets undressed and the wife sees some eyes peering through the top of the window. The model is facing the window so the wife points and then lifts her skirt up and points at her own thick bushy pubic hair. Later that night in bed she is talking to her husband and he asks her, “Why did you lift your skirt up and show everything?” “Just so that you could compare, you must have seen me a thousand times naked, why are you bothered?” “I have, but the darts team have not.”
Grundstött
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Det första flygande spagettimonstret?
Van Gogh, målad av Zeng Fanzhi 2017
Van Gogh, målad av Zeng Fanzhi 2017
Krilleman
Husspekulant Plumber
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Krilleman
Husspekulant Plumber
- Södermanland
- 16 492 inlägg
Allt är roligare i Ryssland! (Rasputin-land!)
90cm djup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a...fel-och-gick-pa-grund--pa-90-centimeters-djup
90cm djup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a...fel-och-gick-pa-grund--pa-90-centimeters-djup
Finns det verkligen så stora hjul ? Tusentals mil är ju rätt häftigt. Får de ens plats i butiken?
