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Var på badhuset idag. Blev lite kissnödig efter nån timme och tänkte att jag kissar lite diskret i vattnet i den djupa änden av bassängen. Badvakten blev dock helt utom sig och blåste i sin jävla visselpipa.
Jag blev så rädd att jag nästan ramlade i.
Jag blev så rädd att jag nästan ramlade i.
Jag skriver från mitt hemliga gömställe. Dagens presskonferens var ett fiasko utan dess like, jag skäms å deras vägnar. Detta är dock en diskussion som passar bättre i ngn annan tråd i ett annat forumRamnemark skrev:
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The Pope dies and arrives in heaven.
St. Peter awaits him and asks him who he is.
- I’m the pope.
- Who? There’s no such name in my book.
- But, I’m the representative of God on earth...
- Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me...
- But I’m the leader of the Catholic Church...
- The Catholic Churc, never heard of it. Wait here, I’ll check with the boss.
St. Peter walks away through Heaven’s Gate to talk to God.
- There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on earth.?
- I don’t have a representative on earth, not that I know of. Wait, let’s ask Jesus. Jesus!
- Yes father, what’s up?
God and St. Peter explains the situation.
- Wait, I’ll go outside and have a chat with him.
A couple of minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud. St. Peter and God, puzzled about the turn of events, asks him why.
- Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It still exists!
St. Peter awaits him and asks him who he is.
- I’m the pope.
- Who? There’s no such name in my book.
- But, I’m the representative of God on earth...
- Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me...
- But I’m the leader of the Catholic Church...
- The Catholic Churc, never heard of it. Wait here, I’ll check with the boss.
St. Peter walks away through Heaven’s Gate to talk to God.
- There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on earth.?
- I don’t have a representative on earth, not that I know of. Wait, let’s ask Jesus. Jesus!
- Yes father, what’s up?
God and St. Peter explains the situation.
- Wait, I’ll go outside and have a chat with him.
A couple of minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud. St. Peter and God, puzzled about the turn of events, asks him why.
- Remember that fishing club I started 2000 years ago? It still exists!