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Humorhörnan ...
Litet brittisk humor från den tiden då vägarbetarna i många länder var kommunanställda eller statsanställda.
Numera är det bara de statsanställda byråkraterna som upprätthåller traditionen.....
Numera är det bara de statsanställda byråkraterna som upprätthåller traditionen.....
Grundstött
· Halland
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À propos spadar:
Två kommunalarbetare var ute på uppdrag, för att göra ett grävjobb.
När de kom fram upptäckte de att de hade glömt spadarna, och ringde chefen.
Det är OK grabbar, vi skickar ut spadarna till er direkt.
Ni kan väl luta er mot varandra så länge
Två kommunalarbetare var ute på uppdrag, för att göra ett grävjobb.
När de kom fram upptäckte de att de hade glömt spadarna, och ringde chefen.
Det är OK grabbar, vi skickar ut spadarna till er direkt.
Ni kan väl luta er mot varandra så länge
Husägare
· Jönköping
· 5 594 inlägg
Husägare
· Jönköping
· 5 594 inlägg
Vad får man om man korsar en kommunalarbetare och en taliban?KnockOnWood skrev:
En mördarsnigel.
Husägare
· Jönköping
· 5 594 inlägg
Apropå spadar och folk som gräver: (detta är en sann historia!)KnockOnWood skrev:
När vi bodde i Belgien senast och nyss hade flyttat in i det nybyggda huset, fungerade inte fasta telefonen. Statliga motsvarigheten till Telia (Belgacom) tillkallades. Gubbe 1 skulle komma. Det gjorde han inte. Förrän dagen därpå, efter påstötningar. Men kunde inte koppla in telefonen. Fel ute i gatan, sa han.
Ny kontakt med Belgacom.
En tid senare uppenbarade sig Gubbe 2 (en stor kraftig karl med mustasch) och Gubbe 3 (en liten kutryggig tanig karl som såg ut som om han helt bestod av senor). Gubbe 2 grävde fram en mycket imponerande specialutrustning som såg ut som en slags korsning mellan ekolod och elektronisk slagruta. Den dinglade han fram och tillbaka över trottoaren under utstötande av diverse tjut (från mackapären, alltså), tills han hittade en plats vilken var DÄR och bara där som man måste gräva för att hitta den mankerande kabeln. Varpå Gubbe 3, som ditintills bara stått och tittat på, fick suga i och börja gräva. Varför Gubbe 2 inte kunde gräva själv tänke jag inte på att fråga. Kanske var han inte utbildad på spade, vad vet jag.
Någon slags ritual ägde rum nere i gropen, oklart vad. Sedan avlägsnade sig Gubbe 2 och 3. Fortfarande ingen telefon.
En tid senare uppenbarade sig Gubbe 4, som skulle koppla in telefonen. Det gjorde han. Med grannens. Det vill säga, när vi lyfte på luren samtidigt kunde grannarna och vi prata med varandra. Vilken lägenhet inkommande samtal gick till har jag glömt. Vi rang ett gemensamt samtal till Belgacom och förklarade från varsin lägenhet att såhär kunde vi ju inte ha det.
En tid senare uppenbarade sig Gubbe 5, som skulle rätta till Gubbe 4:s misstag. Det gjorde han. Tror jag. Men jag kollade inte teleräkningen så noga – och det var i den vevan som jag började använda Skypetelefoni...
Grundstött
· Halland
· 28 355 inlägg
Husägare
· Jönköping
· 5 594 inlägg
Men undrar om inte Honda ändå tar priset när det gäller namn på bilar...K Kallebo skrev:
http://www.mestmotor.se/automotorsport/artiklar/nyheter/20020403/fitta-blev-dyr-affar-for-honda
THESE ARE REAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS
1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
Sätter masonit i tak, underifrån. Jobbar själv. Använder upp den sista pappspiken. Allt från midjan och upp är fyllt med mjölksyra. Hammaren känns tyngre än betong. Balanserar på vinglig pall. Sista skivan kvar, känslan när man upptäcker att man ju faktiskt hade gott om korta montageskruv.
Husägare
· Jönköping
· 5 594 inlägg
Masonit?! Existerar det fortfarande?!H henkepenk skrev:
Intressant att så många av de där klagomålet även förekommer (på svenska) på Charterbesvikelser: https://twitter.com/charterbesvikenTeroM skrev:THESE ARE REAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK HOLIDAYS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS
1. “On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”
2. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.”
3. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
4. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.”
5. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
6. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.”
7. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
8. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.”
9. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
10. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
11. “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
12. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.”
13. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.”
14. “The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the resort.’ We’re trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.”
15. “When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.”
16. “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.”
17. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
18. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.”
19. “My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.”
Undrar vem det är som sitter och hittar på klagomål?