Skogsägare
· Stockholm och Smålands inland
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Inte Uppsala?*
*Eller har vi nog med Ebbatrådar?
*Eller har vi nog med Ebbatrådar?
Kan själv!
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Medlem
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Någon tyckte uppenbarligen att det var värt det.
Någon tyckte uppenbarligen att det var värt det.
Klumpigt...?
*Sex After Death*
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die and true to his words, he made the first contact:
H : "Darling... Darling"
W : "Is that you Baby ?"
H : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
W : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
H : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
W : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
H : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”..
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die and true to his words, he made the first contact:
H : "Darling... Darling"
W : "Is that you Baby ?"
H : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
W : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
H : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
W : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
H : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”..
*Sex After Death*
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die and true to his words, he made the first contact:
H : "Darling... Darling"
W : "Is that you Baby ?"
H : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
W : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
H : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
W : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
H : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”..
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die and true to his words, he made the first contact:
H : "Darling... Darling"
W : "Is that you Baby ?"
H : "Yes, I've come back like we agreed"
W : "That's wonderful !!! What is it like in the afterlife? Is there sex?"
H : "Well, as soon as I get up in the morning, I have sex. After sex and breakfast it's off to the golf course.
Thereafter I bathe in the warm sun and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens).
After lunch, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."
W : "Oh Baby... are you in Heaven ?"
H : "No, I'm a goat somewhere in Pakistan”..
Vore det inte roligare med en get på Östermalm i Stockholm?Luddis_1 skrev:
Menar de förutfattade meningarna om 08
r och speciellt det exklusiva lyxlivet på Östermalm med Droger, Fester och fårskallar är ju vida känt. Lägg sedan till lite golf så är det väl en vardag för många?
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· Onsala
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Medlem
· Västra Götaland
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Utlösa JFB precis innan mello? Geni!