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Hallerudsbo
Verktygstokig
· Värmland
· 3 011 inlägg
Hallerudsbo
Verktygstokig
- Värmland
- 3 011 inlägg
Precis samma resonemang varmed jag brukar bevisa att choklad är en grönsak.H Hallerudsbo skrev:
Fredagsfräckis:
One sunny day, Father Ted is driving his car down a small country road, when he suddenly spots a nun waiting at a bus stop. Always one to lend a helping hand, he pulls over and offers her a lift.
The young nun thanks him, puts her luggage in the trunk, and sits down in the passenger seat next to the priest.
The poor priest can’t believe his eyes when he turns to introduce himself to the nun. She is amazingly beautiful, and for once, the priest is lost for words.
“Hello, I’m sister Grace,” she says, visibly amused at his reaction to her.
“H-h-hello, I’m father Ted,” the priest says. He can feel the blood rushing to his face, making it beet red.
Even though barely any words had been said, there was this feeling of strong attraction, as if they had known each other for years. The priest, slightly disoriented by the experience, decides that it’s time to get going.
As they set off, the nun shifts to fasten her seat belt, and her gown opens slightly to reveal a lovely leg. The priest glances down and nearly has an accident.
After getting the car under control, he can’t help but put his hand on her knee, slowly sliding it up her leg.
Father, do you remember the psalm?
The nun looks at him and immediately says, “Father, remember psalm 129.”
The priest gets flustered and apologizes profusely. He forces himself to remove his hand. However, he is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he lets his hand slide up her leg again.
“What am I doing?”
The nun once again says, “Father, remember psalm 129.”
Once again the priest apologize, “Sorry, sister, but the flesh is weak.”
Runs into the church
Arriving at the convent, the nun gets out, gives him a meaningful glance and goes on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushes to retrieve a bible and looks up psalm 129.
The psalm said, “Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory.”
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you may miss a great opportunity!
One sunny day, Father Ted is driving his car down a small country road, when he suddenly spots a nun waiting at a bus stop. Always one to lend a helping hand, he pulls over and offers her a lift.
The young nun thanks him, puts her luggage in the trunk, and sits down in the passenger seat next to the priest.
The poor priest can’t believe his eyes when he turns to introduce himself to the nun. She is amazingly beautiful, and for once, the priest is lost for words.
“Hello, I’m sister Grace,” she says, visibly amused at his reaction to her.
“H-h-hello, I’m father Ted,” the priest says. He can feel the blood rushing to his face, making it beet red.
Even though barely any words had been said, there was this feeling of strong attraction, as if they had known each other for years. The priest, slightly disoriented by the experience, decides that it’s time to get going.
As they set off, the nun shifts to fasten her seat belt, and her gown opens slightly to reveal a lovely leg. The priest glances down and nearly has an accident.
After getting the car under control, he can’t help but put his hand on her knee, slowly sliding it up her leg.
Father, do you remember the psalm?
The nun looks at him and immediately says, “Father, remember psalm 129.”
The priest gets flustered and apologizes profusely. He forces himself to remove his hand. However, he is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he lets his hand slide up her leg again.
“What am I doing?”
The nun once again says, “Father, remember psalm 129.”
Once again the priest apologize, “Sorry, sister, but the flesh is weak.”
Runs into the church
Arriving at the convent, the nun gets out, gives him a meaningful glance and goes on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushes to retrieve a bible and looks up psalm 129.
The psalm said, “Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory.”
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you may miss a great opportunity!
Fredagsfräckis:
Maria and Jeff had been married for 23 years. They had a great relationship and were happy together, but lately there hadn’t been much action in the bedroom.
Maria went looking for a way to spice up their sex life, and had just bought a pair of crotchless panties. She was eager to reveal them to him – she’d never done anything like this before.
Finally, one evening, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Maria was wearing her new panties and a robe. She was very excited to see how Jeff would react.
Waits for his reaction
She leans back, her crotch visible to her husband, but at first he doesn’t notice anything.
Maria spreads her legs every so slightly, and her husband’s gaze immediately darts between her legs. She closes her legs, and her husband goes back to watching TV.
She spreads her legs again, this time a bit wider, and once again his eyes wander to her crotch, and she closes her legs again.
“What are you wearing under the robe?” Jeff asks.
“Crotchless lace panties,” Maria replies in a sultry tone.
Her husband says:
“Phew! For a while there I though you were sitting on the cat!”
Maria and Jeff had been married for 23 years. They had a great relationship and were happy together, but lately there hadn’t been much action in the bedroom.
Maria went looking for a way to spice up their sex life, and had just bought a pair of crotchless panties. She was eager to reveal them to him – she’d never done anything like this before.
Finally, one evening, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Maria was wearing her new panties and a robe. She was very excited to see how Jeff would react.
Waits for his reaction
She leans back, her crotch visible to her husband, but at first he doesn’t notice anything.
Maria spreads her legs every so slightly, and her husband’s gaze immediately darts between her legs. She closes her legs, and her husband goes back to watching TV.
She spreads her legs again, this time a bit wider, and once again his eyes wander to her crotch, and she closes her legs again.
“What are you wearing under the robe?” Jeff asks.
“Crotchless lace panties,” Maria replies in a sultry tone.
Her husband says:
“Phew! For a while there I though you were sitting on the cat!”
Medlem
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